A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.
Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."
Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"
A person who uses the word "EPIC" to describe things which are CLEARLY NOT EPIC.
GUY 1: "Dude, last night was SO EPIC!"
GUY 2: Bro, we stood around in a backyard and you blacked out at 11:20pm, these events surely do not qualify as EPIC.
GUY 1: "SOOOOOOO EPIC!!!"
GUY 2: You're being an Epic Exaggerationist, and hence a douche.
That app that people only have on their PC to get GTA 5 for free with a variety of other free games, also known for making fortnite, having terrible servers and customer service
Person 1:hey, wanna play fortnite by epic games
Person 2:No, why would I install epic games launcher or fortnite to my PC
Person 1:because you can get GTA V for free
Person 2:you son of a bitch, I'm in
Person 2: ugh the servers are down again
A term denoting anything with a very minor or incredibly boring distinguishing characteristic.
Look at that ladybug with an extra spot. That's a pretty epic chair.
A laugh in which causes all people around the person who is laughing, to start laughing because of how horrible the persons laugh is.
My friend did Epic laugh yesterday, I loved it and hated it at the same time.
epicness games where games are epicness
damn i just got defeated by the blev in fortnut made by epicness games
When you and the boys make an epic song using your mouths
Yo, we should post that epic song we made on YouTube!