best band ever

Otherwise known as Trapt

Dude:Trapt is the best band ever.
Other Dude:Prove it
Dude:One word, Headstrong

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Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series?

A funny way to say no.

Johnny: Dad, can I have a car?
Dad: Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series?

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Hottest freaken girl ever

Yo my cock is the hottest girl!

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Biggest Cock I've Ever Seen

What you yell when you see somebody ridin' in the back of a truck that you don't know.

Cedric: "Look at those dudes in the back of that truck, you know what we gotta do!"

Frankie: "THOSE GUYS HAVE THE BIGGEST COCK I'VE EVER SEEN. SERIOUSLY, IT IS LIKE A MONSTER!!!"

Girl on the Corner: "Oh my!"

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No truer words were ever spoken

it's a saying to those who live up to what they are being called (like a really caring person or loving father) because no one else has said it before.

for example; I know no truer words were ever spoken but you're a really good friend.

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what ever rubs your buddha

and expression intended mean what ever makes some one happy even if you don't under stand it.

i love anal.

hey, what ever rubs your buddha.

see: whatever floats your boat

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If you ever step on my patch...

The pre-text to a phrase threatening anyone who 'steps on your patch'.

Person 1: Hey can I step on your patch?
Person 2:If you ever step on my patch... I'll bring you down, I'll bring you down...

Also the only lyrics to a song by Jim Noir, and music used in the video game Little Big Planet.

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