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A girl who gives horrible, awful handjobs which result in one having a burned, scabby, wrangled, lacerated penis. You will be sore for days to come.
Holy Shit! That asian girl is a true Edward Scissorhands! Dude, look at my dick!! Its been manhandled!
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twilight character.
complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.
he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.
he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter.
See what's happened!?
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An oral sex act that requires a man to eat out a woman while she is on the rag thus leaving traces of blood around his orifice like a vampire.
"Dude, did someone just punch you in the mouth?"
"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."
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An Asian Snitch with an eight inch WANG
He Is Such An Edward Chang
the funnest place to get caught by all the cops.
in port edwards was the only place i ever got caught by the cops
Port Edwards is a shitty little hicktown
I can’t believe there are actually excited about moving to Port Edwards it sucks ass
Edwardo is very smart and can tell you that
4+4 is actually 9 because of some reason
HE has Tremor disorder And no it is not cancer
he has dark skin but he is not Asian
He is of Swedish decent
he likes earl grey tea
HE is a FREEMASON (never trust him)
He really likes lollie pops might give them to your family
HAHAH
root and tootin bastard-Edward Mason
Never trust a skinny cook-Edward mason