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Elijah or Eli is an absolute dork. He's a really sweet guy but generally doesn't show that side of himself except to his closest friends. He always has some random useless info to give you. He can be totally funny and exasperating to be around. He doesn't try to, but he causes tons of confusion and some drama. He hates to see his friends hurt, and is always ready to help those he cares about. If you've got an Elijah nearby, try to get to know him. He might seem like a jerk but get to know his heart, and you'll see the good inside of him. He is also oblivious to when girls are crushing on him, which is a pain. He is extremely social, has an amazing smile, and lights up a room with his personality. He is looking for a real relationship, and he's extremely loyal to his friends and those he cares about, so go for it. Elijah is INSANE. In a good way <3
Just Elijah. You know him or you don't.
Super hot and muscular guy with a HUGE penis.
Look at how big his muscles are, he must take inspo from Elijah
He's a simp he's pretty tall but still too pussy to fight his balls hasn't dropped so he can't do shit and he's a motherfucker that likes little bitches he's also secretly gay so he gets a girlfriend to hide his secret
Elijah is an actual pussy though for real aye?
A guy who was or still is into pick me girls in middleschool and highschool
person1:elijah is hot I wanna date him
person2: that's sad he's only into pick me girls
Elijah is a good friend and can make a wicked fried chicken! He can catch a baseball and say “me”. He can even calculate 1+1 without a piece of paper! If you find an Elijah look for a name tag as they will often get lost and have to wear a name tag by (city) law.
Why is Elijah wearing a name tag!