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A man some would say but his upper body doesn't make up for his tiny penis. He also enjoys to touch people. Perferibly males under the age of 19
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Guy-Hey here comes Eli Giron
Different guy-he touched me
Guy-i know...
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1) Proper noun - An American movie writer/ director, known for a variant cinema genre referred to as 'Torture-Porn.' Also a semi-respected expert on horror movies.
credits: Cabin Fever, Hostel, Hostel 2, Thanksgiving, Inglorious Basterds
2) a sex act, worthy of its namesake. Where party A, engages in cunnilingus on party B, wherein Party B is menstruating, party A fills their mouth with the menstrual blood and spits it all over the face and upper body of party B. One of the more extreme forms of breaking up with a girlfriend.
1) "that movie was disgusting, who directed this? Eli Roth?"
2) "she wouldn't take 'no' for an answer, so i gave her an Eli Roth"
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This generation's voice for horror films. Directed hit gore flicks like Hostel and Cabin Fever. Also noted is his many cameos in other filmmaker's movies (i.e. Quentin Tarantino). He currently produces horror films that usually follow his line of work. As a director, he has immense talent, wish he would use it more to put out movies more often. His acting is pretty lackluster. He is adored by many females due to his looks and muscular physique. Be sure to look out for his big screen version of the Grindhouse faux trailer Thanksgiving coming soon.
Eli Roth? Who's he?
They call him "The Bear Jew"
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Eli Eli Pee Lie is the ultimate swag master, staring in movies such as "Joe and Mommas Great Adventures" and "AHHHHHHHH GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGG". He makes 69 dollars a minute and is so hot his mom wants to date him.
Eli Eli Pee Lie you are so hot
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Someone who thinks they have 15 girlfriends, and also someone who is the class pervert
Hey, you sure are acting like Eli W. this week.
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Eli is a great firend but lives very close to the ground. He is usually a midget with down-syndrome. Eli deserves to be loved. Also a typical Eli has a small dick normally around 2 inches.The final and most relevant trait of an Eli is to tend to be very greedy with black hair just like a jew.
Eli shaker stole my sandwich again what a greedy midget Jew.
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Eli-ism is a holy religion guided by the 4 gods which is, Eli, Shiname, Öemöseti aswell as Jun-Ho. Every day we go to Eli's Church and worship them. We also go to Bible Study after the Church Service.
"Worship the 4 gods of Eli-ism! Join us! For sexy big tiddy anime men and women!"
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