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the best state: out of fifty. where turning signals and blinkas, sprinkles are jimmies, a round a bout is a rotary and the yankees suck ass.
where do u live?
new england
oh got u
Where attractive women from other states come to, in order to be transformed into trashy single moms by toothless hillbillies.
Clarissa went to New England for summer vacation and came back pregnant with deer antler tattoos after dating the hillbillies. Now she's looking for a "real man" to support her and the baby because she "works full time" as a "stay at home mommy" for her mentally disabled kid.
When you put your ring and middle finger in your girls vagina and your thumb in her asshole and throw her back on to the bed
“I gave my girlfriend the New England meathook last night and she beat the shit out of me”
A New England steam boat is when multiple people shit and don't flush, it continues until its full.
The plumbers came inside and New England steamboat my toilet.
A great city where greats legends such as Nick Crompton originated.
Did you know that Adolf Hitler got fucked up by the City of England?
(Noun). The warm, viscous ejaculate of cum produced by a male from the northeast region of the United States- a ‘clam chowder’ of the seminal nature.
“You know Robbie? That guy in our class from Boston? I heard he blew some New England Special on Amy’s face last!”
I upset the cockney because I said he was from lower England.