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english siege

to eliminate your enemy by slowly cutting off his bloodline through breeding out their family or culture. often put into practice by use of prima nocta.

In Braveheart, the English king attempted an english siege upon the Scots.

by Mike Loree December 11, 2008


Anonymous English

The form of English that members of Anonymous use. Nobody can tell whether they are using it to try and be cryptic, or if they just have a collective lack of grammar.

Anonymous Gangsta: The legion will rise to not slay the the beast that doesn't exist! We will air the waves with fire and a storm will come to blow the dogs and cats away!

Friend: Can you translate that from Anonymous English?

Anonymous Gangsta: I pity the dog of the unwise who cannot see the truth behind the shallow lies of the tongue of the wicked.

Friend: ...Okay then...

by NutHouse264 July 12, 2013


Broken english

Me who no speak it englist no good becault me no fluent in it. At leest I try and you still no understand me but you still want to sax with me anyway.

Me so sorry for my broken english but "oh me so horny, me love you long time!" (quote from 2 Live Crew- Me So Horny)

by cpetkunas May 21, 2023

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Max English

tiny dick

you have a max English

by cummonster369 June 9, 2022


english milkshake

An English sexual tradition in which a horny man captures a woman off the street, takes her into an alley way and cums into her nose, which she then inhales. She then returns the favour before they part ways.

Bruh 1: Dude, did you see that chick on the street the other day?
Bruh 2: Yeah, man she was such a hottie.
Bruh 1: Well I saw her again later that day and totally gave her the best English Milkshake of her life!
Bruh 2: Nice dude!

by Hitler Banana May 21, 2015


English teacher

A person who tries to find meaning in the most minuscule things possible, sorry to break it to you, but the food choice in the first chapter of “of mice and men” means as much as evangelion

Although, some things are clear foreshadowing. take, for example the strawberry cake scene in part 5 of JOJOS BIZZARE adventure,

In it, Mista, who has tetraphobia, is mad that the group he’s in got 4 slices of cake, another person, abacchio, takes a slice

He’s the first to die

Another person, narancia, who is smarter than the average user of this cesspool of a site, says 16*55 is 28 (it’s actually 880 If you think for whatever reason that he’s right you absolute monkey-brained individual) to which, another person stabs him with a fork,

He dies by getting impaled by a portcullis (the gate thing on a castle)

Additionally, the fork stabbing person, was meant to betray them (he just leaves in the actual version)

Bro my English teacher was arrested for being the kingpin of a meth empire

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 2, 2023


english toe

When the second toe is longer than the big toe.

Those sandals really show off your English toe.

by Annann09 August 22, 2015