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A level of failure that takes epic fail to previously unseen levels.
Damn that link is still broken. Your copy and paste skills are approaching Evan fail.
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The coolest and sexiest dude you will ever meet. HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ABS LIKE WTF HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THIS HOOOOT! ;D. He is also the sweetest most heart felt person; he is so funny, wholesome kind and overall someone who I would just love to be in the same room in. Chris Evans is so inspiring and amazing please support him, his movies and most importantly his dog Dodger. Just omg I love him so much <3!!!!!!
person 1: ‘omg is that the sexiest, funniest, kindest man you have ever seen?’
person 2: ‘If it’s Chris Evans, you bet it is! ;)’
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he's a smart dude that is a pussyyyy when it comes to talking to his crush, has had the same haircut since he was a kid, hasn't had any interpersonal connection with a girl and probably never will
Did you hear Evan Peacock just got friend zoned.
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A social technique, where a person is liked regardless of his dubious actions because he is cute and/or looks innocent.
Tom: How come everyone feels sorry for Nathan, he just punched a girl
Rob: Its because he cried, its part of the Evans Paradox
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Gold medallist in men's figure skating at the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics, even though he couldn't pull off the prestigious quad jump like silver medallist Evgeni Plushenko. If you see something radioactively orange coming your way, that's him. He's also known as orange bro and Evan Lysaboutlikingchicks.
Did you see Evan Lysacek at the Olympics?
Yeah man. His outfit featured sparkly snakes designed by his BFF Vera Wang. But he's totally into the chicks.
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A character on the show "Good Times." Also another name for rapper Jay-Z due to his striking resemblance to this character.
"J.J. Evans gettin' gunned up and clapped quick." -Nas, "Ether" (a Jay-Z diss track)
By getting with Beyonce, J.J. Evans gave new hope to all the jacked up looking dudes out there hoping to someday score hot-ass tail.
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