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An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.
Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.
That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)
Even, my dad, went to the store to get milk.
Even normally live in the space. He is a very great man that is the best footballplayer in the world. He is a god.
nordic name used by idiots
Big waste of sperm
no pussy
no game
nerd
will probably die alone
A cool and sexy, good looking man. Most of them lives in Norway.
Average length of penis: 35cm.
The name Even means cool, handsome and sexy.
Many girls will have sex with Even because he's so sexy.
Everyone loves Even because he's the coolest person that exists.
He is much cooler than other people, he is good in everything.
It was he who killed Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
Even
a person who is extremely kind, considerate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you unconditionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enough to have a Malin for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers. They will make you a million cupcakes just because they want to make you feel special.
"Oh my god Janet! Did you see that girl's dress? Like I can't even!"