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A Martial Artists who prefers to perfect his forms (such as Katas and Poomsaes) instead of actually learning how to fight, by sparring.
Tom can easily beat up Shannon, even though Shannon is a black belt and Tom is a blue belt. The reason being that Shannon is a form fairy.
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The mythical, benevolent being who invisibly swoops in and magically changes the stinking mountain of dirty laundry into freshly washed, dried, and folded garments, artfully stacked and organized, and, possibly, even delivered to the bedrooms of the actual owners/wearers of the clothing. This is done for the sheer delight and personal gratification of the Laundry Fairy, who has absofuckinglutely nothing better to do in life, so no thanks or reciprocity is necessary. Really. However, Laundry Fairies have been known to file for divorce, kick children out of the house, and shove random baskets of laundry up the rectal orifices of housemates. Extreme Caution, and doing your own damn wash, is strongly advised if the Laundry Fairy begins mumbling about power chainsaws.
Q: Why are all John's clothes suddenly that weird pink color?
A: He didn't know how to sort his wash, dude, and apparently the Laundry Fairy finally went postal - he's lucky to not be in a body bag.
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The spiting of a roommate by shitting in his or her toilet while they are unaware. Refusing to flush and hiding the toilet paper. Knowing they will return and question the validity of said shit.
Bob: "Who the fuck took a shit in my toilet?"
Tom: "Dude, never piss off the shat fairy."
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girls (that is to say, myself, barnicles, yennifrey, and mallard) that dance about the neighborhood, distributing weenies to the less fortunate. Weenie Fairies are often the source of either extreme aggravation and the slamming of doors in faces, or rambunctios happiness and joy.
hot damn, check out those weenie fairies! YOWWZAA!
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The thing every white girl that claims they are aesthetic has
I just got new fairy lights!
Oh my god ur so aesthetic!!!
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a lame ass name given to soccer players
1:dude look at that grass fairy kickin that ball around over there
2:grass fairy? what are you, gay? soccer players kick ass
1: yeah I guess your right
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the person who gives us our fancy new pubes when we lose all of our big boy teeth
Hey gang! The pube fairy visited me last night, look!
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