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Whenever Your frustrated, just pretend your in a never-ending field of strawberries. Everything is peaceful. There's a gentle wind blowing... it really works! and also take a deep breath, breate in through your nose, and out through your mouth, and when your breathing out smile. It puts you in a super good mood. it also help to listen to the song "Strawberry Fields Forever" by The Beatles
Guy 1: OH MY GOSH! I'M SO MAD! AHHH!
Guy 2: calm down there! pretend your in strawberry fields forever.
Guy 1: Ok ::closes his eyes for a minute::
Guy 1: woah! this really works!
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A sexual position common in Minnesota. When you are in a walk-in fridge with a girl and are about to bang, you put her legs up over your shoulders (replicating field goal posts), call an audible and start jerking off until blasting through her legs and on to her face. At the point of impact you smack her in the face with a dead salmon and either yell "he splits the uprights!" or "field goal!". Traditionally done while wearing a Vikings helmet.
Sven: Hi there, can I get some banana peppers on my turkey club?
Shantrelle: Uh, yea, you see I can't get that for you right now. You see, we is all out of them up here and I can't get into the walk-in fridge cause Lars is in there about to kick a Norwegian Field Goal all over Monique's face.
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To drop a deuce and not dispose of it properly (not flushing or making sure everything flushes).
Guy 1: "man those guys from programming keep coming over to our restroom to drop the kids off at the pool"
Guy 2: "I know and they have their own bathroom!"
Guy 1: "worst part is, THEY KEEP LEAVING PLAYERS ON THE FIELD"
The best girls in the world. Loyal af and they give the best gifts. The most caring girls. They will never play with you or break your heart. They have the best booty out of all sports. They have good bodies because they are always in the gym. They are tough and will not tolerate anyone being negative towards them, so stay on their good side. Always cherish your field hockey girl and you will be happy forever!
Dude 1: Broooo did you see that girl! She’s so hot!
Dude 2: Yeah bro. That’s because she is a field hockey girl.
An idea to end world hunger, when doing anal, pull out and spread some fine seeds (wheat seeds work best) sprinkle it on your cock and shove it back in his/her/ it’s ass and or urethra, the moist environmental will make the seeds grow thus ending world hunger
This recession got us fucked up how are we going to feed our kids??? Babe we should try the Nutella flower field, we need our kids to eat right???
Go crazy, have fun, enjoy oneself immensely, etc
When I tell my girlfriend that I'm into BDSM she's going to have a field day.
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Located in the Hoth system is a chaotic asteroid field filled with dangerous swarms of colliding rocks. Stray bodies from the field get caught in Hoth's gravity well, and enter the ice planet's atmosphere, becoming meteorites.
If the threat of being crushed by massive asteroids is not enough to deter the most foolhardy pilot, the asteroid field is also home to dangerous lifeforms. At least one unbelievably huge space slug has made a home out of one of the larger asteroids. Furthermore, the field is infested by mynocks, leathery-winged energy parasites that attach themselves to passing ships and then chew on the power cables.
The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3,720 to 1. Han Solo, never being too concerned with the odds, recklessly plunged the Millennium Falcon into the field to escape Imperial pursuit after the Battle of Hoth.
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