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flesh puppy

An adorable infant, especially a chubby one; the human equivalent of "fur baby".

I have been banned from Thanksgiving dinners after I called my sister's newborn daughter a flesh puppy.

by RedMonarch12177 August 2, 2022


flesh puppies

the fleshy alien things from the 2002 scooby doo live action movie

Those flesh puppies are spoopy

by thegaystripclub September 30, 2017


T Flesh

He is a hooper.

Ladies, he is a keeper.
No one can guard him.
Mama's boy.

No one can guard T Flesh

by T Flesh May 11, 2021


Flesh off

The act of jerking off, except when done with a fleshlight apparatus.

Xenocide just told us he likes to flesh off instead of fucking his girl. What a creep!

by Swift1y April 22, 2022


waffle-flesh

When a person has so much cellulite, it resembles a waffle.

Fat Jane's leggings were so tight, you could see her waffle-flesh.

by Skinny Jim March 26, 2011


flesh flapper

one of those hand dryers in public restrooms that blows the hot air so hard that the fat and skin on your hands flaps around.

Person A comes back from the restroom
Person B: That took a while
Person A: Yeah, there was a flesh flapper in there, I spend a while watching it blow around the skin on my hands.

by Klemintina March 1, 2011


Flesh Vice

A Vagina.

The flesh vice is the female internal sex organ that begins on the outside at the vice opening and extends about three to five inches inside, ending at the cervix/neck of the uterus.

Dude! I need to get me some tight flesh vice!

Dammn S***n B****tt loves fresh flesh vice!

by Big Guns Dave Jones January 28, 2009