WOW! Look at Theo.....Maybe monkeys fly!
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- How is your exam in biology?
- I passed it with flying colours!
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A flying tiger is where you jump off a slightly elevated object near a keg, scream FLYING TIGER as loud as you can. All the people by the keg must catch you when you jump off and immediately lower you to the keg for a keg stand.
Bro, im about to do a flying tiger!
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A slang term used to describe someone or more than one person (can be as large as a business or any other entity) who is extremely unreliable, unless they want something from you. To put these dirtbags in their place, one must confront them directly face to face. This term is different than a flake, as a fly by night DOES contact a person, but only when they want something, whereas a flake or flaky person DOES NOT.
Tim was such a fly by night about turning in that homework for our group, he got us an F! But then when he wanted a ride home from the bar, he contacted us left and right! That guy can walk his ass 3 miles to get home!
Kurt's fly by night attitude caused him to not be liked by his friends, and for him to only get sex from more undesirable types of women with hairy vaginas.
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A sexual position that produces almost no pleasure for either of the two participants. A male must insert his testicles (both are mandatory) into the females anal cavity while she is on all fours. Thusly his erect penis will protrude from her cheeks creating the unicorns horn. The man can then spread his arms, or "wings" outwards placing the finishing touches on the flying unicorn.
Kevin elegantly spread his wings atop his glistening steed of a unicorn, who was quite the hot little number, creating the perfect Flying Unicorn.
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A fat person trying to crowd surf and when they jumps the crowd parts like the red sea.
When someone try to do a stage dive but the crowd moves away (usually happens when fat people try to stage dive).
Any attempt at a stage dive or crowd surf that causes the crowd to separate as the person is still in midair.
Fat guy: I'm going to go crowd surfing!
Friend #1: Don't do it!
*Fat Guy jumps of stage*
Crowd: SHIT!
*Crowd moves from under the fly fat guy*
*Fat Guy falls on his face*
Friend #2: Why did you try a flying moses, fat ass?
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It means very cool. Mostly it is used to describe a person.
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