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The flat earth society but a lot better. #acceptthecylindricaltruth
You can even buy merch!
“Hey man, this globe looks so cool!”
“IKR, that’s because it was made by the cylinder earth society!”
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“Where did you get that cool t-shirt?”
“I bought it to represent the cylindrical earth society!”
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A political party, not unlike the Beer Party and very much unlike Republicans and Democrats. They wish to bludgeon to death all the idiots and French with lead pipes.
What's so wrong with that?
Happiness is finally getting the crotch-rot under control: The Scorched Earth Party
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Dinosaur earth is an unoriginal dead meme, consisting of cgi lies, and a religion scam. Dodecahedron earth is the only scientifically backed up fact.
Dinosaur earth is false and untrue. Dodecahedron earth is true and factual.
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The book is awesome. unlike the movie its more believable. for justice should have been a 3 part movie that stuck to the real story.
Jonnie discovers how to exploit a weakness in the alien’s armor. He finds deposits of uranium in the Rocky Mountains that have been enfeebling his people, and that uranium is unstable and explosive in the presence of the gas the Psychlos breathe. When Terl finally prepares to teleport gold in coffins to Psychlo, Jonnie and his band of Scots replace the gold with uranium, which utterly destroys Psychlo upon transmission. The multi-galactic empire they had built is irretrievably broken. Terl, and the other Psychlos left on Earth are subdued and imprisoned.
Book goes on to what happens later - with the Psychlos gone other species from other planets appear. Our heroes use politics, law and relationships to save Earth again.
Battlefield Earth - Book, great read, rocks!
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An expression used to say that you are done with things in your life. Either you have seen them all or you can't take them all. You decided to pack and leave the planet, coz you don't feel like you belong here anymore. You cannot handle the shit on this planet.
Joe: Bill became the student president.
Jack: I guess its time to leave the earth
Rachel: Steve and I are engaged.
Peter: Its time for me to leave the earth.
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After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.
Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.
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