your face

Probably one of the best comebacks in the world, ususally because your internal organs implode simultaneously whilst trying to hold in the laughter at this comment. This is awesome because faces are all different and have varying degrees of attractiveness. Also this comeback is just plain random.

A: Life sucks
B: Your face sucks!

1: You stink like crap
2: So does your face.

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your number

the number of sex partners one has had.

Hey sweetie, what's "your number"?

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your world

Suggestion for "Do what you want to do"

Brian: Should I e-mail this to Strong Bad?
Brianetta: Your World

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it's your choice

Your girl is testing you. She is giving you an opportunity to say no, or, if in certain cases say yes! this is an opportunity for redemption do NOT, I repeat do NOT pass it up!

Samuel: yeah, so I think I'm going to go to the movies with Jessica
Hailey: sure, it's your choice

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Your mine

Means that the guy wants you and your either his gf or he wants u to be but its unofficial

By the way your mine

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your couch

The heady way to say "fuck you."

"Not to be a dick, bro.... but that girl u ended back home with last night was even fatter than we thought."

"'Your couch."

Note: This term of art hasn't hit the market full-force yet, so you may run into considerable bewilderment upon first use... either way, drop it like its hot.

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your mom

The chick I fucked last night.

"I heard you scored some pussy! Who'd you do?"
"Your mom"

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