a game that hasn't been good since 2019 and will never be revived; a game played by lifeless retards who either look like jabba the hut or gollum;
retard: ur actual dogwater kid, quit fortnite.
chad: shut the fuck up and touch grass, pussy bitch. go play some fucking sports and get your grubby hands off your dusty-ass amazon keyboard.
I really don't like kids with chinese ripoff fortnite tablet cases like not at all.
EW Fortnite!!!
a game that sucks life out of 9 year old human males and also sucks their parents money out of their credit cards.
9 year old: oh look i got a victory royal in fortnite
busybody else: no one cares.
Fortnite
A game played bY virgins Who love watching PornHub
No but I played fortnite does that count?
No but i plaYED fortnite and fucked a Pussy while watching Porn
The game kids play when you want to waste money cause your friend said. I GOT SKULL TROOPER.
O MY EFFING GOD I GOT SKULLTROOPER IN FORTNITE!
The #1 most effective Birth Control option. More effective than condomsand pills combined.
boy: "hey baby, did you see my fortnite win i posted on my snap?"
girl: "ew im breaking up with you!"