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when you suck some guy then put a hit his balls with a tea cup and he busts a massive load of hot tea down your throat.
my girlfriend did a weird move last night called the British cream fountain.
Where you put your back up the wall, lay on the floor, and ejaculate in your own mouth.
“Hey bro, have you tried the Greek fountain yet?”
a sex move where the sub suspends from the ceiling upside down with their legs spread while the dom pours skyline chili into their ass and let it marinate it until the dom says its ok it let it out and the sub begins to shart it out. it can also be used in the vagina but the infections go crazy 💀🤘‼
dom: baby boy dont you DARE poop it out. or daddy is going to punish you
sub: mmm~ but i cant hold it!!! please master let me poop!
*BLAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
dom:...
sub: im sowwy master...
dom: hey, lets ask our viewers on how to punish this brat who decided to break the laws of the skyline chili ceiling fountain suspension!
chat: *goes nuts*
when you put your dick in her pussy, then asshole, and right before you cum pull out shoe it in her mouth and make a wish!
Last night I Three coins in a fountain that ho
When a man is receiving anal sex while urinating.
He left the bar to use the bathroom and got a Singapore Water Fountain while he pissed.
When you blow an O around his dick while he cums.
I just gave him a fountain o' youth
A fountain of sneezes is when you sneeze so much that a pool of snot begins to form in the area that you sneeze.
Dude I had a fountain of sneezes, there was a pool of snot in my elbow