fuck up your shit

/v/ to disturb a second person's situation, belongings, or bodily person; to mess up another's nest, home ground, domicile or living situation through intentional or callous disregard; to cause a second person inconvenience, discomfort, or unwanted intrusion.

Jules: "That's cool man. We' don't wanna fuck up your shit."

Jimmie: "You don't wanna fuck up my shit? Well, you're fucking up my shit right now! And you'll be fucking up my shit BIG TIME if Bonnie get home. So you got to make some calls? You gotta call some people? Well do it!"

"Pulp Fiction" (1994)

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Please, Shut the fuck up

A phrase said by people who are having a bad day, and people that are annoyed.

Josh: I have some milk!
Bob: Please, Shut the fuck up.

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Catch em' on the fuck up

When an opportunity for you comes up because someone else is "fucking up", so you take advantage of their screwing up.

Guy1: "Man, Captain Lew is screwing up... he's not doing his job or anything right for our program."
Guy2: "Dude you could totally get his rank AND Position if you catch em' on the fuck up."
Guy1: "Dude, i dont want to be a douche but you might be right... next time he messes up , ima pick that slack right up."

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ya dun fucked up

A simple phrase that you can say to someone that has made a retarded mistake.

Oh my god Blake, ya dun fucked up, your mom will be so pissed with you.

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Fucking up my Christmas

(ex) phrase used to colorfully describe an action, person, or other object that causes dismay or frustration.

1. That ho is fucking up my christmas! Bitch took all my money and ran off!

2. Damnit, you're fucking up my christmas!

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Fuck me standing up

An expression used when you were completely surprised by a situation or outcome.

We'll fuck me standing up , the eagles finally one a home game .

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You Done Fucked Up

This phrase can be said by the other party when you mess/screw/fuck up very badly.
Based on a true story that happened to me:

*making out with girl at party*
Me: "you know you looking hella fine tonight Irina- OH SHIT I MEANT IRIS"
Iris: YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW
*girl exits room and leaves me alone in bed*

I literally got cockblocked by my shitty name memory

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