full bullpen

When you slide a very far distance on a waxed floor in a pair of socks. Originally obtained from an episode of Brooklyn 99.

“Jake, did you see that the janitors just waxed the floor?”
Jake: “hold my beer, it’s time for the full bullpen.”

full boat

"Full boat" means something is completed, or can not contain anything more.

If you're told to pay full boat, it means you pay for the complete service. Even if it's immediately cancelled, you pay 100%.

If you arrive somewhere, and told it's a full boat, it means you cannot attend.

In poker, it means full house. It's a bit inaccurate to call it a full boat, since there are three hands that can beat it, but you're likely to go a lifetime before seeing a "Four of a kind", "Straight flush" or "Royal flush."

From the TV show Barry, when an acting class is cancelled because of a death.
"This class counts.
Stepping away from the class is, in itself, a lesson.
So there are no rain checks, is my point.
Okay, everyone pays full boat for today."

In a poker game:
"Read it and weep. Full boat"

"Hi guys, can I get a ride home? Sorry, full boat"

You're full of it

Abbreviated Y.F.O.I.; An expression that means someone is lying through their teeth about something

Sarah: Did you know that I can do a full split without having my hands on the ground?
Jenifer: You're full of it. I saw you trying to do one a few days, but your feet were not that far a part enough to be a full split and your hands were on the ground.

full stribe

Wide fucking open

We were full stribe working on the shredder.

Full Circumcision

The act of cutting a man's dick off

Friend 1: so, what happened?
Friend 2: So when I went to get circumcised, the guy did a Full circumcision
Friend 1:Wait, what?
Friend 2: It's when you get your whole dick chopped off
Friend 1: lmao

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Full Chicken

When she gives up that pussy and that ass and lets you just go to pound town on both.

Rachel gave up the full chicken last night. I hit that shizzzz good.

I normally don’t get the full chicken but daddy’s getting it tonight.

Full Cycle

Noun: A full rotation of piss, shit, and cum (not necessarily in that order). A full cycle is typically had in the toilet but may also take place in one's pants.

Give me a sec, I'm about to have a full cycle in the bathroom.