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The absolutely greatest comedian ever to grace the Earth with his presence.
"I'd like to point out that during the twentieth century, white, God-fearing, predominately Christian Europe produced Lenin, Stalin, Franco, Hitler and Mussolini."
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The president who staged the first preemptive strike in the history of the United States of America using the sole justification that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.
Later, when no wmds were found, he fiddled with terror alerts, implied connections between Iraq and 9/11, changed the definition of the word "liberation" to "invasion", and generally deceived the American people.
George Bush constantly encourages misconceptions about the war on Iraq and John Kerry, possibly because he does not understand these things himself.
If you disagree, tell me, why DID we go to war with Iraq? Don't just say why we should have gone, or what makes sense to you (i.e. Saddam Houssein was a dictator, find out exactly what George Bush told us.
George Bush is either incredibly dumb or... no, he's just incredibly dumb.
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Kid: Why is there a gorilla on the road dad?
Dad: That's no gorilla son, that's Tony George!
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The mercurial teacher/principal/professor, mentor, and next-door neighbor of Cory and Eric Matthews on the erstwhile TGIF sitcom Boy Meets World. Although an endless fount of sound advice, Feeny was careful never to solve the kids' problems for them outright, allowing them to come to the proper conclusion on their own. Played by William Daniels, who provided the voice of K.I.T.T., the talking car on Knight Rider.
George Feeny didn't just teach Cory Matthews about life. He taught me too.
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A man of such intelligence, integrity, wisdom and of course.....passer! He can make girls faint at the very sight of him, he roars like a lion and is always most dominate in the room. He is a man who has skin soft as a baby's butt, but is as strong as an Apache helicopter. He's juicy lips create sparks among people, uniting everyone together. He is a man of peace, yet if you f*ck with him, he will eat you like a crocodile.
"Holy shit, have you seen Josh George pass to Kon, I lost my shit".
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Based on the Seinfeld characted "George Costanza," 'George Costanzaing' is the act of taking back some of the money one has left for a tip, most often while the money is in the waitress/waiter's hand.
I totally George Costanzaed that waitress when I realized you left 15.00 on a 20 dollar tab!
I'm not one for George Costanzaing, but I refuse to leave more than 2 dollars for this waiter!
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A huge celebrity, known for his famous dancing videos on youtube. He has an abnormally big atoms apple and a long deck, somewhat like a giraffe. It gets ladies with the snap of his fingers. He is also a Call of Duty master raking up over 123 nukes in MW2. He's also an avid colts fan even though he does'nt know the NFL. He is just a real baller.
Dude did you see that giraffe? No, that was just Michael George.
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