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The gnomes are an outdoors decorations made from ceramic and are most commonly found on lawns and the deepest depths of Hell. They sustain on human energy. Beware of the gnomes. Kill on sight.
A -Yo, I saw a gnome yesterday on my bed.
B -Burn your house and run while you can.
Millions wear the hat
I was out gnome hunting with the boys (we have autism)
an inter-dimensional god who watches over all of time with his strange little hat and laughs maniacally at all who pass by.
(Pronounced “Genowm”) a gnome is gnot a gnelf, gnot a gnoblin but a gnome. Used to express something’s trashness. Gnomosexual or gnomodexual are good ways of proving your point
When a guy falls below a girls standards but she keeps leading him on because he's a good backup. Usually you rank super high in one or two qualities whether it's attractiveness, intelligence/wit, niceness, charm, etc. but you fall short in other categories, so she wants you sometimes but she's not interested in the whole package.
"How can I impress a girl to get her to like me" Guy 1
"Dude, don't. You'll just get turned into her gnome" Guy 2
It's gnot a gnoblin, It's gnot a gnelf. It's a gnome!
Tom - "I love gnomes!"
Elvis - "Oh, ok."