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Drunk off dat Grey Goose
Before I leave the house
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose
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Shit Goose (n) - One who comes to a party without liquor, or anything else to share with the population at large. Also notorious for drinking too much and getting sick in all the wrong places (your parent's bedroom).
That Shit Goose Vince is coming over! Hide the liquor!
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Another name for a circumcised penis.
"I heard that she only likes goose penis"
"I heard that guy doesn't have any sexual stamina because he has a goose penis"
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Colloquial term for masturbation, developed in the wake of the controversy surrounding government bans on the serving of foie gras at restaurants. Animal rights activists have complained that geese are forcefed prior to preparation of the dish, whereas foie gras producers maintain that the geese are treated humanely and experience no discomfort.
Did you see the news story about how the Chicago City Council reversed the ban on serving fois gras?
No man, I was too busy "forcefeeding the goose" myself.
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When you look like a greasy mixture of a nasty ol goose and the horridness of a turkey......usually also got sickle toes
Get your nasty ol, "goose turkey", pickle egg scented titties off my leg.
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a "dirty" martini made with Grey Goose Brand Vodka mixed with olive brine. Garnished with 3 olives. Shaken, not stirred. (See also-dirty kettle: made with Kettle One Brand Vodka)
Hey Susan, would you care to join me at the Top of the Mark for a filthy goose? But of course Chris...vamanos!
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to feel the urge of some nasty quickly flowing excrement about to blast out of your ass.
similar to having mud butt but moves much faster.
he suddenly turned pale, and started walking funny as he walked stiffly to the restroom. I think he has a case of the goose shats.
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