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An internet meme appearing on 4chan, Reddit, and other sites about the classiest guy around. The meme involves a photo of a smiling, confident, stubbled guy smoking a joint and giving a friendly reassuring look toward the camera. On top of this photo, people will write of Good Guy Greg's classy deeds. He borrows your car and returns it with a full tank of gas. He parties with you on your birthday but never tells anyone about how you puked on yourself. He comes over for dinner and washes the dishes. He is better than you in every way, but never talks about it and makes you feel better about yourself instead.
Good Guy Greg: Borrows $5. Pays you back $10.
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A medical condition caused by the autistic actions that come from one with the name "Greg." This strange phenomenon will result in high mental stress and extreme rage.
Symptoms: Elevated heart rate, unusual levels of anger and irritation, and the urge to beat the fuck out of Greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.
Treatments: Beating the fuck out of Greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.
Hey Mom, I'm going to Gonge today to relieve my Greg-Induced Anger. I'll just be beating the fuck out of Greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.
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Greg "The Hammer" Valentine is a pro-wrestler who was popular in the 70s and 80s. His nickname comes from when an opponent tries to re-enter the ring. Once they are up on the apron, Valentine would turn them around to face the crowd and bring a smashing fist and forearm down on their chest (Not from the elbow smash he also made popular.) Valentine is a second generation wrestler. Career highlights include breaking Chief Jay Strongbow's leg with the "figure four leg lock," gaining the Intercontinental Championship from Tito Santana, and being tag team champs with Brutus Beefcake.
"Yo, did you see Greg "The Hammer" Valentine beat down Roddy Piper, damn!"
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when you lean over on a table and stick your ass out only to have a meterstick or bottle shoved up your ass
Sanda: Hehe...hes in the greg lu position *shoves meterstick up ass*
Greg: AAUUGGHHH!!!!! MY ASS!!!!
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For when someone takes the least logical course of action when confronted with a problem, and then later expresses confusion when the repercussions for taking said action are enacted upon them. Coined after Greg Heffley, the protagonist of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise.
His complete lack of self awareness and common sense must mean he takes the Greg Heffley Method to heart.
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Greg n. (gre-guh)
Origins: TRyP from irc created the greg when he explained how he had slept with multiple women at once, then came onto irc and confessed he had advanced HIV and AIDS.
1. A disease which makes you stupid. "Hey dude, you're getting the greg."
2. Person on IRC who has recieved advanced HIV and AIDS from coming in contact with someone who has the greg. "Hey did you he that <PoorlyToldJoke > got the greg?"
3. When you get fired from a low paying job after working only a week. "Hey dude, i heard that your boss gave you the greg."
4. Being addicted to cocaine. "Hey i had to go to rehab for getting the greg."
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The propensity for one to frig off at a moments notice, without explanation, or reason. Usually perpetrated by a sexy, mysterious man.
Pats been gregging off all weekend.
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