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Horse Cheese

A comment of distaste to a certain situation, usually used to insult.

- "What the fuck was Johnson up to last night?"

"Fuck knows, but the silly cunt came back stinking of horse cheese this morning.."

by Bishops Stortford December 22, 2011

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Horse Girl

Has some deeper than normal connection to riding horses and doing horse related things since a young age. The reason as to why someone can be so connected to riding horses is not completely clear, perhaps it is due to sexual arousal from repeated vagina on jostling saddle contact. Normally quiet, introverted, socially awkward girls. Not nerdy in the traditional term of videogames, anime, internet, etc. Nerdy in the sense of odd hobbies. There is a high likelihood of being catholic or religious. This overall describes a very vanilla and bland person, so horse related hobbies largely define this person's character in totality. Overall, they can be mildly attractive personally and physically but not more than average.
Of course personal variations occur between all horse girls.

Person 1: Hey, have you met (generic white girl name)?
Person 2: Yeah, she wouldn't really talk much, kinda awkward too... I struggled to talk to her about anything... I noticed she mentioned something about horses and had some horse related apparel.

Person 1: I know, (generic white girl name) is probably a horse girl, just look how undefined and innocent she is.
Person 2: Totally vanilla.

by The #1 Defenestrator September 13, 2017

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feeding the horses

Slang for female masturbation. It originates from the similarity in motions between the two activities.

It's 9 o'clock, so she'll be feeding the horses again.

by Bobby Bob Bob Bob November 1, 2003

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Brojan Horse

A brojan horse is when a bro sneaks other bros into a party that they are not invited to. This usually happens through use of the "back door" method while the invited bro distracts the host.

Patrick: Hey dude, you wanna go to Melissa's party tonight, I heard it was gonna be off the hook.

Alex: Naw dude, I can't cause I wasn't invited.

Patrick: No worries, we'll just pull a Brojan Horse.

by BearRiver October 8, 2010

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horse face

to have a face so long and narrow, that it reseambles that of a horse.

Wow, that couple will go great together considering that they both have horse face's.

by ApR!L like the month only better March 24, 2003

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jesus horse

A Jesushead's dinosaur since they actually think dinosaurs existed in Jesus' time despite mountains of evidence and fossil records to the contrary. These young earth creationists also think God created the universe 6000 years ago and put Man and Jesus Horses on the Earth to coexist

non-jesushead: Yo let's go hit up the Raptors game
jesushead: You mean the Toronto Jesus Horses?
non-jesushead: I hate you

by alvinsanity May 22, 2006

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dark horse

a person or team that is no likely to win but may do so anyway

A dark horse like that could have dealt a major blow to your credibility.

by The Return of Light Joker April 18, 2010

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