half virgin

Someone who has only ever experienced oral sex and never vaginal or anal.

Jesse and I have not gone all the way. I am still a half virgin.

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A bitch and a half

A woman who is incredibly annoying, supremely critical, is never satisfied, and extremely demanding -- so much so as to account for one bitch plus half.

My ex-wife is a bitch and a half.

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Half-Masker

One who wears a covid mask with their nostrils exposed. Thus only protecting half of what it's supposed to be covered to protect the wearer and those around the wearer.

Look at that fucking idiot half-masker. Why bother even wearing the thing if you're not going to do it right?

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half-lit

Halfway drunk

By the time John suggested going streaking, I was already half-lit so I figured why not.

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Half Homo

It is not "No Homo" nor is it "Completely Homo." It is when a sexual act occurs between two people of the same gender that will not leave the relationship between the two people feeling awkward or strained because of the act, but is too gay to ever be mentioned to anyone besides themselves.

Mark: "Dude, Steve. I think we made out last night."

Steve: "No Homo!"

Mark: "Too late for that dude. Let's just not tell our friends. Half Homo! Whew, if I hadn't called that we'd be really gay right now bro."

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half stacked

The period between having no boner to having a boner

I was gettin half stacked when that bitch took her shirt off

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Half-Mo

Bi-Sexual.

Q: "Is Peter Sarsgaard a homo?" A:"Nah, just a Half-Mo..."

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