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A child molester who volunteers to be a scoutmaster in the Boy Scouts.
Old Jack volunteered to be a scoutmaster to cruise for young boys. He organized many circle jerks. He was what is known as a chicken hawk.
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Person that has a 'hawk eye' for spotting the people with bottle service. Adept at spotting professional athletes or pseudo-celebrities from across a club, in hopes of getting into their VIP section for free drinks.
"Order 2 bottles of Cristal and the table hawks will soon be shimming their way to your table."
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Non-intercourse sex position that is gratifying to both male and female participants
The sexual act of a woman in "girl on top" position spreading her pussy lips over the man's cock and riding it without insertion. This image created is that of an upside down hotdog in a bun.
Add period blood for a "Chili Hawk-Dog"
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Tony Hawk single handedly fucked skateing fo life by releasing a video game and making a whole shit lode of posers.
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A scientist in a wheel chair. He uses a machine to talk.
Guy 1: Man, I'm bored
Guy 2: Let's play Steve Hawking's Off-Road Wheelchair Fury.
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A wanna-be mohawk. Some people, instead of shaving the hair from the sides of their heads and leaving the center hair, tease their hair up in the center and spray it.
That poser: she wears fake piercings and a faux hawk.
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a (unfortunately) prevalent hair-style seen in indie circles. the perpetrator often wears knee-high wrestling shoes, with faded pseudo-trendy jeans (obviously faded - preferably torn in more than one spot.) The delinquent will also travel in groups with other degenerates with geomteric haircuts.
see Eurotrash
Jonas the editor of an obscure indie website was sporting his faux-hawk at the Blonde Redhead concert.
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