going henry

Getting so drunk that someone will inevitably find you passed out with your pants down.

Man, Chris just finished finals, so he's totally going henry tonight.

I know you said you were excited to go out last night, but I had no idea you would go henry on us.

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henry tran

A rare species of Procrastina, the main habitat of Procrastina is located on the western fringes of North America. Sightings of this animal have been recorded of this furocious beast sleeping.

You are as lazy as a henry tran.

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Hambone Henry

A Homosexual of Buff Stature

"That dude's a Hambone Henry"
"You can tell because of his lisp"

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Oh Henry

A sexual act performed using a vaginal speculum. The partner, male or female, opens the vagina. The receiving partner holds the speculum while the other crouches above and drops a bowel movement into the open vagina. Best results with solid, cylindrical stool.

Did You Know?
Can also be performed with the anus.

Kristine finished her annual check-up at the gynecologist and pocketed the used speculum. She called her boyfriend Jayce and asked him to eat a bowl of all bran and a bag of peanuts to be ready for an Oh Henry!

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Dirty Henry

When you circumcise yourself with a cheese grater and then feed your foreskin to some faggot named Carlos.

Wow he just popped a dirty Henry.

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Henry VIII

the art of cuttin off the head when takin a photo.

Wow man this hot babe sent me a great pic of her rack but its totally Henry VIII.

I cant believe its Henry VIII, but wow those tassles look good....

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John henry

John Henry is a handsome kind and fun to be around

Look at that boy he looks so John henry.

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