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University of Texas team sport where two players lock in with their erect penises and reverse thrust their pelvises until one or the other loses balance.
The crowd was silent as these two great champions met for one last match to decide it all. With their penises intertwined like mighty anacondas in love, both men had begun the final preparations before they got down to some serious hook'em horns business.
When someone honks at someone and you don't even look. Those who are horn virgins look every time someone honks!
Hey John how are ya? Still in NYC?
Hi Mike, yep. Lost my horn virginity a long time ago!
When you are so hungry that the thought of food basically arouses you
Oh my god don't mention cheeseburgers ive got a massive hunger horn on
Train horning is when a circumsized dude and a cut dude touch tips together, then the "uncut" guy pulls his foreskin over the cut dude while making a train horn sound.
" dude I walked into the gym locker room only to find a couples fags train horning"
Someone that is Horny .
Horn = horny
Dawg = a friend , a person
"yo James is such a Horn-Dawgg
A highly offensive term describing forced sexual intercourse with a cactus, specifically one of the pincushion variety. It's not very satisfying, take it from me.
Coworker #1: "Why is the boss walking so funny?"
Coworker #2: "She had a cactus horn last night..."
When you think you lost your virginity by having anal sex but it turns out it was vaginal
Kevin: Was that anal?
Stacy: No?
Kevin: Aw man, I gave you a French Horn