Trump Hump

When a guy promises a girl great things in bed but all he does is give her 4 quick pumps then he tells her it was the best she ever had and leaves Cheeto fingerprints on her sheets.

He promised my legs would shake but all he gave me was a Trump Hump.

hump cating

A gentle pat of the grundle; funbridge.

Jerry was hump cating Sherry

Hump juice

The grease from a camel burger.

I got hump juice in my eye!

sport hump

See sport-hump.

Junk-rubbing, i.e. sport-humping.

Hump day

Hump day it's in the middle of the week Sunday Monday Tuesday is uphill Wednesday is the middle Thursday Friday and Saturday is downhill.

Guess what day it is . It's hump day the middle of the week aka Wednesday

Mongo hump

If someone makes fun of you for pushing mongo on a skateboard you hump there mom

Yo I mongo humped that posers mom

Severance Hump

Similar to break up sex.

I know we're breakiing up, but you owe me at least one severance hump.