At least I have standards

Telling someone that they have the average needs of an average person and that they are not low lifes

Random friend: Why do you have to live in an apartment, are you that poor?
Probably You: I’m not that be rich, but at least i have standards aight?

your mum i have fucked

lmao it might be true

i fucked your mum tyson, your mum i have fucked

I have no gyatts!

I have no butts!

Please don't leave, I have no gyatts!

nm, i should have stfu

when someone is trying to explain smth to you but you don't understand, so they give up cuz they are done with you

person: hey do you wanna go to that concert?
person1: concert? whos? when ?
person: taylor swift. tomorrow.
person1: oh but I have a project due tmrw and I think I can adjust but--(bla blah blah)
person: nm, I should have stfu

I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain

A way for the writers of destiny to ignore potholes

Writers: Dominus Gaul is capable of forcing the light out of the traveler!

D2 players: Then why doesnt he?

Writers: I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain

i have depression so sad

when people seek attention online

*chatroom*
player1: i have depression so sad
player2: sad

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I have no will to live anymore

A person who is very happy and very optimistic, always sees the END in the tunnel.

Person 1: wassapppp dauggg?
Person 2: I have no will to live. I'm so happyyyy.
Person 1: damn lucky dayyyy
I have no will to live anymore: a person who's very alive