why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion

why do i have an onion plz i wanna know

I have a bomb

When TJ has a bomb, usually in the Bomb Truck in Town and Debug.

TJ: "I have a BOMB!"
Kenny: "I HAVE A BOMB!!!"

i have a wet penis

Freind1) i have wet pp
Freind2) y and also lemme see

Freind1) i looked at ure mum
Freind2)ikr

Sex makes pp mean i have a wet penis

I didn't have the opportunity

A classy way of saying, 'fuck you'

Friend: Did you or your friends get the vaccine?
Person: No, I didn't have the opportunity

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.

i have not the chops to perform

I have not the chops to perform anymore

I have not the chops to perform with Black Sabbath anymore, said Bill Ward to a magazine. He wants to mean that he has not enough energies to play drums in a concert at the age of 73.

Can I have a tomato

“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.

M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!