I like ya cut g

when someone likes your haircut

I like ya cut g

2👍 5👎

I like sucking big cocks

something that I like doing because I am gay

straight freind: "what do you do on weekends"

Me, gay asf: "I like sucking big cocks"
my friend that just realized he's gay: "me... too"

5👍 4👎

i like my men skinned sorry

a response to inconsiderate boy catcalling women, meant to confuse the catcaller and discourage them to catcall again

boy: *whistles*
woman: i like my men skinned sorry
boy: *confused because their pea brain can’t process anything other than praise*

15👍 3👎

I cut you like the sucka you is

I shall cut you with a bladed object because you are a moron/bonehead/idiot/buffoon/tool/person who slept with my mother or sister or girlfriend (or father or brother).

Ray: Hey dawg, I just knocked yo sista UP!
Tom: I cut you like the sucka you is!

50👍 18👎

I like you for who you are

I like you because you'll let me have bang you

Similar:
lie

As Jimmy pulled his pants down, he said to his chained grandma, "I like you for who you are"

3👍 8👎

I like hot sauce on my chicken

"Hotsauce", meaning semen, and "chicken" as in womens breasts. So it's a lesser dirty way of saying I like jizz on a girls tits.

I always tell girls I sleep with " I like hot sauce on my chicken".

9👍 3👎

I like you too but just as a friend

This means that u are in the friendzone, I'm sorry bro

Taylor: I think...I think I'm into you

Tom: I like you too but just as a friend