A skinny white chink who doesn't gain weight no matter what he eats. He likes fishing and eating dogs. Other hobbies include watching gay loli porn on red-tube with his cousin.
Ian Parrish got hard after watching boku no pico
1.) Those two people you think are dating at first but for some reason are just friends
2.) The sad case when a guy likes a girl and the girl knows but views him as a brother
Dude did you see those two on the bus last Tuesday? I can't believe they aren't dating! They're like the epitome of a Maile-Ian!
‘ian even’ means ‘i didn’t even’
ian even kno lil bih had a krush on meh
when your girl does a 180 degree backflip straight onto your dick
Bro, my dick hurts after she hit me with the nasty Ian last night!
Best fucking couple ever. They are the cutest shit ever. But they are weird.
Megan and Ian are so fun to hang out with.
Saying you have a girlfriend but she doesn't even live in the same continent.
Hey man I got a Girlfriend!
Finally Man, Congrats! Where does she live!
South Africa, I Love Her!!!
Man, Shut you dumb ass up! Legit Ian Classic bro.
A film actor who has demonstrated excellent talent in his profession. He is best known for Chariots of Fire, Alien, The Lord of the Rings series and The Fifth Element.
Oh, Alien's on TV! Time to watch Ian Holm in action!