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This really isn't a word it more than that but im here to speak about what some people do for someone they love but in quotes
Words from a friend- I wear uncomfortable clothes to please your wandering eyes
My words- I let you touch me,I was a whore for you, what did i gain from it i ask my self, nothing but fall harder for you
My words- Why act like you love me when you dont..?
Loving someone so hard hurts
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Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.
Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
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Say "Don't talk about something you can't get" or "Maybe that's why you're such a dick" or "You are what you eat" (if you're a guy)
What to do if someone calls you a pussy
Guy 1: Pussy
You: Don't talk about something you can't get.
Guy 1: (Walks away because he just got burned)
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But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?
“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”
to kick the Bejesus out of somebody; to physically decimate or shred an individual.
When the tizzun referred to me as his "beeyotch," I stomped a mudhole in his ass and walked it dry.
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The WORST people on Urban Dictionary, even worse than that of the Urban Dicks. Just like the title says, these people want to reaffirm themselves or people that they like by writing definitions for their names.
Guy 1: Jessica is awesome I am gonna write a definition for her.
Guy 2: Fuck you. You are one of those People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name!
When you accuse an innocent party, such as when Amber Hear accused Johnny Depp in an effort to cancel them, when in fact they are (just like Johnny) the innocent party. This can be used to scapegoat someone, shift blame, or just cause chaos. This is referred to as to “Johnny Depp” someone. As an extra form of gaslighting, you can pretend this means the opposite, hire a PR company to help portray the opposite, and remove or hide items off of the internet.
Question: “You’re going to blame an innocent student for Luke’s hysteria?”
Answer: “I’m gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they’re gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.”
Or
“I did not punch you, I was hitting you”, as you watch the innocent party then escape to bathroom, pursue, and smash a door in their face.
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