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When a dark haired individual inexplicably grows patches of red or blonde facial hair in between one's normal black or brown beard- so much so that the beard remains a secret to everyone but the beard wearer himself.
Henry's stubble is rather elusive to the eye. They say it's a secret beard.
When you squirt ranch up a guys ass then he farts it back into your newly acquired beard.
after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.
When a man grows a beard during self quarantine because he's too lazy to shave.
person 1: Dude, did you see Justin's pandemic beard?
person 2: I know dude, he's posting it EVERYWHERE!
When you are a a bar or event and after shooting liquor, you realize that you did not wash your face from the prior night cunnilingus on a female.
Derrek was at the bar and realized he had tasted the beard back in his shot and it was a bit crusty.
A female who really enjoys stroking mens beards. Sometimes a female barber particularly enjoys this.
That girl is a beard molester... she has touched every beard in the bar.
One who helps identify food particles and other undesirables in someone else's beard
I would have gone down on that girl with hot sauce in my beard if it weren't for my beard spotter!
An Advent beard is a beard grown during the period of Advent. It is often done under the guise of Advent where you normally cant pull off a jaw diaper. On rare occasion the beard grower may make a vague reference to some theological reason for growing it.
"Dude, I am so growing an Advent beard this year"