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The act of masturbating to ejaculation, shooting the ejaculate onto a coffee table or other small table, waiting until it dries, and then cutting the ejaculate up with a credit card and snorting it.
Hey Dustin, wanna come to my place this weekend, watch some movies, and do a little bit of cowboy cocaine?
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1)My name for 'Firefly'
2) regular super stoner
3) lyrics from Steve Miller Band's 'The Joker'
1) Wanna go watch space cowboys?
2) Man, Phillip is such a space cowboy
3) "Some people call me space cowboy..."
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An NFL team made of players who try but arent a team. Had a fanbase of bandwagons before they all ran to the colts and patriots. Now the colts fans are running over to the patriots because the colts are nothing without Manning.
Dallas Cowboys fan: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Patriots fan: Nah I dont like the Colts anymore, the Patriots rock!
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An urban male who wants to be a ruged individualist without performing manual labor to make a living. These people include actors, singers (mainly country singers), government workers & Democrats. All Symbolism, but no Substance. They want the look, but not the work.
My Democrat neighbor per'tinds to be an Urban Cowboy with his hat'n belt buckle n'all, but bitches if his unemployment check doesn't come in time to pay his bills.
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An NFL team that a goofy bunch of tards root for on Sunday. Generally, Dallas Cowboys' fans do not know jack about football and the majority of their fans are not even from Texas. Their fans and organization live off their "Glory Days" in the past. Since the Mid 90's, this team has not been able to succeed and win playoff games.
"A Dallas Cowboys fan is what you would call a real frontrunner."
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An artist who sings hick hop. He is featured on "The Ballad of Big & Rich" and he also opened for Tim McGraw.
Cowboy Troy sings "I Play Chicken (With The Train)".
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Considered to be one of the bands to recieve major benefit from the current MySpace phenomenon, and their use of it, Job For A Cowboy are a deathcore-turned-poser-death-metal outfit from Arizona.
While Job For A Cowboy can be seen as pioneers of death metal by their loyal legion of fans, purists consider them a lame band with a penchant for pig squeals - referencing Job For A Cowboy's debut EP, Doom, which was responsible for their success.
Job For A Cowboy is for fans of: Despised Icon, Through the Eyes of the Dead, and Bring Me The Horizon.
Scene Kid: "Job For A Cowboy are the best metal band today, and the Doom EP was, and is, the most br00tal album ever."
Genuine Metalhead: "Job For A Cowboy is nothing but fourth-rate garbage for idiots who don't know shit about metal."
TxKx: "Job For A Cowboy is a perfect example of what is wrong with today's metal scene. This rubbish can only appeal to impressionable 16-year-old posers who spend too much time on MySpace; basically, it's absolute fail."
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