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A woman's state of being so overweight that nobody would want to have sex with her, thus reducing her chances of becoming pregnant to zero.
It looks like Kirstie Alley has gained another 100 pounds from her latest diet of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia; she must be on girth control.
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Receiving a blowjob or handjob from the passenger while driving the vehicle.
(Pun meaning the driver is "cruising" in the car, while the passenger is "controlling" the driver's penis)
"I was gettin' some cruise control the other day in the car, it was great!"
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Friend: "Dude, what took you so long to get here?!"
You: (Spoken in a sarcastic manner) "I was on cruise control the whole way here."
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1.) holding the gun with two hands
Griff: "wow that man has gun control...look at that...."
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when you box a dog water player with no earnings like a fish an they cant do any thing about it.
“hi im peace control cam you literally suck kid get boxed im about to 200 pump you with this frickin spazz your literally dog water get some earnings”
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Holding the gun correctly to hit the target and prevent yourself from getting hurt from recoil.
Guy 1: Gun control is a serious issue!
Guy 2: IKR? People shouldn't be allowed to buy guns.
Guy 1: What tf are you talking about? I was just saying that people might hurt themselves because they don't know how much recoil a slug shotgun has. Happened to me once, and I couldn't move my arm for days!
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The nature of reality is inherently ambiguous and is open to various interpretations. Gaining a greater degree of control over one's internal and external psychology is the most important factor in increasing one's level of success in all aspects of life. The collective congruency between your internal self and your external results is a Frame. Whoever is more confident in their interpretation will be able to control everyone's interpretations around them, this is known as The Art of Frame Control. Whatever man knows frame control will be able to gain the upper hand in any social situation, whether they are trying to land a big deal, convince their spouse to get on board with a decision, or pick up a hot date.
Josh King Madrid, better known as JetSet or JetSetFly wrote a book called The Art Of Frame Control after writing JETSET Life Hacks.
Billy: I can't find anyone who wants to buy my products and girls never pay me any attention. I been working on my mindset and it's not working. I've tried everything... Josh King Madrid teach me the jet set way so I can level up & live the jetset life too.
JetSetFly: Stop trying so hard and just use The Art Of Frame Control and it will happen automatically and effortlessly.
Dr David Hawkins: That is a fact at 499 LOC, Oh Lord. **Calibrates the LOC of josh king madrid's statement with muscle testing**
2 weeks later:
Billy: I'm now a multi-millionaire with 4 hot girlfriends, thanks for teaching me the art of frame control. The Jet Set Way truly is the only way.
JetSetFly: Makes a lot of sense.
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Movement Control Order (MCO), also known as Perintah Kawalan Pergerakan (PKP) in Malay, was a lockdown order during the premiership of Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin (2020-2021). The main purpose of this order is to curve the COVID-19 pandemic. This policy was successful, as Malaysia successfully overcame the pandemic.
A: Was Movement Control Order (MCO) successful?
B: Definitely! Without MCO, the pandemic wouldn't end.