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brain surgery

anything that is very difficult or complicated

Finding the road to the office is not brain surgery.

by The Return of Light Joker June 3, 2010

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brain aids

What you say someone has when they are being incoherently stupid.

Guy1: Dude, I picked up this hooker on sunset for $4 an hour!

Guy2: What the fuck bro, do you have brain aids?

by reid_o July 11, 2008

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brain-slap

verb. to surprise yourself by doing something unexpected or something you thought was out of your league

I used to think I was stuck in my behavioural patterns forever. Then I brain-slapped myself.

Doing something revolutionary like asking for help really brain-slapped me.

by Krkiฤ February 12, 2019


Squirrel Brain

When you are so dumb the only logical explanation is the fact that your brain is the size of a squirrel.

"Connor just asked where Cancun was located...he is such a squirrel brain"

by FuckgirlMads January 28, 2018


Dingle Brain

When somebody's brain is so small that it hangs inside of their head like a dingle berry from someone's buttocks.

George: Hey Tony I think since it's raining outside we should layout and get a nice tan.

Tony: George your such a dingle brain.

by Alisonium Buttocks October 10, 2009


Google Brain

To have a Google Brain (negative connotation):

When you no longer commit things to memory, and rely, instead, on Google for everything.

I can't remember how to do that. I have Google Brain.

Sorry, my memory is crap. I have Google Brain.

by KeepThinking November 5, 2015


Corona Brain

someone who panic buys toilet roll hand sanitizer and flour. like come on others need toilet rolls are we just going to use a showerhead and drip dry

look at that stupid Corona Brain

by moonshinersRus April 21, 2020