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mother in law

an old wrinkly woman who hates you and knows that you're banging her daughter

My mother in law stabbed at my longfellow with a three pronged fork.

by Muu August 31, 2004


out-laws

Former in-laws. After a divorce, your spouse's family are no longer your in-laws, they are your out-laws.

"I'm still on good terms with my out-laws." "My mother-out-law is a real sweet woman. She even sent me a Mother's Day card!" "My out-laws are in town so they stopped by my house to visit their grandchildren."

by JacDod May 18, 2011


peter in law

When to males have sex with the same person, they become Peter In Laws.

No shit? You banged her too?! That makes us Peter In Laws!

by bottoz September 28, 2004


Biggie's Law

The scientific term for the popular sentiment "mo money, more problems", famously uttered by the legendary Notorious B.I.G., a.k.a. Christopher Wallace

John: "Damn, yo... niggas be hatin. Everybody been muggin the shit outta me since I got my record deal."

David: "Duh, nigga... Biggie's Law is alive.

by speed_demon92 January 27, 2011


Blackberry Law

Blackberry Law dictates that if someone has blackberry bushes growing on their property near a road, these blackberries are free game for anyone to eat, regardless of trespassing. Someone who has roadside blackberries must honor Blackberry Law lest they be labeled a douche.

Blackberry Law: Roadside blackberries are free game for pedestrians and bicyclists.

by tangles10 August 02, 2010


Calvin’s Law

Coined by League of Legends streamer Elite500 (Calvin), it states

> Giving a bad player kills will not make him better.

That is, the better player will win in all likelihood, regardless of leads gained early game. One should take comfort in his skill above his opponent rather than frustration with circumstances caused by jungler dynamics or other arbitraries, fundamentally out of his control.

Calvin’s Law is ultimately a generalization of common economic knowledge, that lump-sum cash transfers are typically the least effective type of aid which can be given (most notably, the cash transfer programs undertaken by numerous US NGOs in developing areas of Africa). Research by the Overseas Development Institute finds that the risk of corruption, lack of longer-term investment opportunities, and lack of infrastructure and training often render lump-sum cash transfers as the worst alternative among such options as direct training/building/humanitarian aid or regular smaller cash transfers.

Put another way, Calvin’s Law is commentary on the increasingly nepotic and privileged social dynamics of modern society, and a statement of hope despite such conditions. That, regardless of one’s birth and upbringing, as long as one possesses the skill necessary, deserved success will come, in due time.

This isn’t a death, it’s my Calvin’s Law angle!

by Gilgameshx0 February 22, 2023


Rowley's Law

Simply put, Rowley's law states that 8 out of 10 people are idiots or morons. There may be others who have tried to pen similar laws, but Rowley of the M Lounge was the first to describe this phenomena in detail and his older posts describe this to a T. In the most basic terms, you can say the 8 out of 10 rule applies whenever you see someone behaving like a moron (which is often).

That guy Lee just shit his shorts, he must be in the 8 out of 10. That is Rowley's law in its simplest form.

by ccght67 August 15, 2010