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The weakest possible form of JESUS CHRIST! Generally used by people who are either: very old fashioned, or lacking balls (figuratively speaking).
Logan: "Jimminy Christmas, that girl is so pretty. This whole event sure is swell"
Sean: "You mean damn that bitch is fly. this place is poppin.
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a light pat on the derriere of a female by a male, usually a co-worker, usually at a company Christmas party
after having a few beers, I gave Michelle a little Christmas goose, and she giggled
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To skull fuck a dead chicken.
"Roy, last time you did a reverse christmas, your wang got all skuffed."
"Shit, me and the boys are bout to do a reverse christmas on that fucker."
"There are many things you should never do, and a 'Reverse Christmas' is one of those things."
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The day honoring the halfway point until christmas, generally June 25. Often celebrated with excessive drinking.
Steve: hey Paul, June 25! It's Half Christmas! Let's get fucked up, because we have to be modest on Christmas!
Paul: sure, I'll get the beer!
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a pine tree that you put in your house on christmas hovering between life and death until your brats open their presents and you throw the tree out. You then find pine needles all over the house for 6 months.
I always buy a cheap (christmas) tree.
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The dashboard of a poorly maintained vehicle when several warning lights are flashing.
Dude, you better check the engine cuz your dash is lit up like a christmas tree.
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Gently sprinkling cocaine on the recipient of a Cleveland Steamer.
We had a peaceful Cleveland Christmas Eve. After crapping on her chest, rolling it in with my hips like a steamroller, and then titty-fucking, I sprinkled the last of our pile on her titties and face.
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