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It’s just a fucking Lasagna...
“Look pa, I made an Italian cake,” said Jonny aroused!
The vile sex act when a man makes a meatball around his cock. The man then attempts to shove it down a woman's throat and have it go down her throat.
Hey Steve, I just gave Clarissa an Italian Gobstopper! She loves my cooking.
the italian mob is from arndell anglican college year 6 dinner dance 2017 where 'Ethan Fraser' slicked his hair back like his from the italian mob
guy 1: have you seen that guy 'Ethan Fraser'
guy 2: yeah i heared that he's in the italian mob
guy 1 and guy 2: *start making out thinking of him*
When you dump the pasta out into the strainer and put your face in the steam.
As I poured out the tortellini, I enjoyed an Italian facial
An Italian Handkerchief is when you have a runny nose and do not have anything to blow into. You plug your free nostril with a finger or thumb, turn your head to the opposite side, inhale, close your mouth and exhale through the clogged nostril. The offending nose nuggets are then forcibly projected to the ground. Oh yeah - do this OUTSIDE!
Me and my girl were out walking off the quarantine 15 and my nose was running. I did an Italian Handkerchief to clear my nose. Se was appalled! She said "WHAT was THA??!?" I said that "that's an Italian Handkerchief!" She said "That's not a thing!" I said "Check that shit on Urban Dictionary!"
Long neck hair that covers the shoulders.
"Is that a dolphin covered in kelp?"
"No, it's just an Italian Poncho."
"Or is it shoshana?"
When a hooker lathers your dick in pizza sauce and sucks it off
You: “How much for an Italian Nightclub?”
Hooker: “15, but you supply the sauce.”