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a couple in love having a wedding and a baby.
girl:"Jen and Landon are so in love!"
boy: "I hear they are pregnant"
girl: "Aren't they getting married?'
Boy: "won't that a bundle of joy wedding!"
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a scary, cultish, death obsessed sect of christianity.
Mary: Have you seen James lately?
Joe: No, he joined the Church of Infinite Joy and now he doesn't speak to me.
Mary: Weak.
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those light skinned black girls that have the desired traits of a white girl.. its chocolate on the outside and white coconut on the inside
yo robert, Nicki Minaj is a def almond joy shawty!!!
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A beard similar to that of the illustrated male character in the book "The Joy of Sex." Specifically it is a full coverage beard with slight shag along the bottom of the jaw and dark in color.
Dude, you should shave. You're lookin' pretty shady with that Joy of Sex beard.
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When you blow chunks on your partners face and then you ejaculate in her/his mouth giving it the chunky consistency of almonds and the creamyness of coconut. And then they in turn shit the bed for the chocolate surprise.
I was totally railing this chick and I gave her the biggest Albuquerque Almond Joy I have ever seen.
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When your Oro, stupid, finish, and dyslexic you tend to say this when you mean tears of joy. thanks you so much Oro for being dumb so I can post this.
I love you Michelle you make me cry joys of tears.
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"joi de vivé" the joy of life; to live life to its fullest potential,raising the bar on every humanly possible aspect,to pleasurably enjoy the comradarie of friends,family,food,drink,atmosphere and sport.
The thrill of living."joi de vivé".
The master of ceremonies rose his glass amongst his guests and stated, "Here is to our special guests, great cuisine, and superb wine, more wine! He exclaimed "joi de vivé" ! the joy of life.
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