jake

jake is a guy who can make anyone smile. his sense of humor is priceless and his blue eyes are flawless. he has perfect hair and did i mention his eyes? he yes, like everyone else has flaws but to most girls hes irresistable. the jake i know is my everything and i couldnt live without him.

dear jake,
i love youu

"jakes so perfect," kalyn said.
"yes, and hes so freaking funny," replied kendall.

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jake

the act of being a tool.

"don't be a jake, nancy"

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jake

downy

you are a jake

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The Jakes

A kick-ass dance band that makes you tap your feet and shake your booty. They come from Irvine, California.

Dude! I saw The Jakes last night. They told me to "Just dance, bitch" and I couldn't help it, I just DANCED!

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jake

adj.

(Jay•ck)
Definition: when everything turned out ok; alright
Synonyms: ok; alright; fine

person 1: sorry Hitler stole your nutella.
Person 2: yeeah, it's jake, i have more in the shed.
Person 1: you keep your nutella in your shed?

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Jaked

When you're taking a massive dump and your best friends' girlfriend walks in on you while changing her clothes.

I was dropping a duece and Roxy totally JAKED me!

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jake

An old fashioned way of sayig "i'm alright"

"-How'sm it going?"
-"i'm jake"

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