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Jan is like a different human species. Cool friend to have. Will always make anything you say sexual and lie about his height.
Jan: I’m 178 cm tall!
Any woman: no, you’re not
(Just a nobody) Someone who truly doesnt matter
No its ok say what you want thats jan
Jan stands for Their King. It derives from the traditional Brazilian cultural saying: “Rei Delas”.
A Jan is a highly intellectual and sexy man who is of many talents. A man who’s main virtue is patience. Patience to deal with other people’s bullshit. Often of athletic figure and the endurance of a red bull in the bedroom.
Wow have you seen this fine distinguished gentleman? He looks like such a Jan!
The baddest bitch u'll ever meet.
His ass is fatter than ur stomach and his personality is brighter than ur future.. Sorry to break it to u girl but he's probably gay tho
xoxo
Person 1: Have u seen his ass? That's faaaat~
Person 2: Yeah that's Jan, duh
The name Jan is primarily a gender-neutral name of Dutch origin that means God Is Gracious. Pronounced "Yahn" in Dutch (male), a form of JOHN. Pronounced "Jan" in English (female), a short form of Janet or Janice.
It can also be derived from the greek god "Janus" the god of doors and the past, present and future. Jan is also a person that realises that some lil' kids are posting their urban dictionary names on instagram probs trying to seem cool or deep but look like idiots, since people can tipe it themselves making the skit practically as a lift-up by them selves.
Oh shit, Jan has a big dong, but Jan can br used as a female name too, so she too has a big dong
the definiton of humans with low IQ. if you see yourself as a Jan, you better just take suicide, cuz u ain't going anywhere with that brain my guy, just a tip
You're also defined as a simp, fat and acne human. AKA you're fat, u roll to places except the gym, you simp for guys, and ur face has enough acne's to start a river of acne juice.
Poor movie taste
" I heard his name is Jan, I feel bad for the parents, having to live with such a pain in the ass.
" if you decide to name ur child Jan, ur braindead, fat probably and also low IQ