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1. Jizz that comes out shaped like a turtle.
2. Someone who has problems ejaculating.
3. A turtle covered in jizz.
(1)"Dude did you see that guys jizz turtle!"
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The juice that comes from chewing a mouth full of skittles.
I coughed up a lung because all that Skittle jizz running down my throat.
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A gay man with no scruples about who he anally penetrates
"That gay guy over there loves any cock"
"Yep he's a complete Jizz Baboon"
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a woman/man getting sprayed with sperm from the man's penis
A slut is gettin' jizz sprayed over there!
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A mythical creature, who is a giant penis, wearing a clown costume. This giant penis roams around frequently in mystery books, and is seen once in every episode of Scooby Doo, including Whats New Scooby Doo? Has been sighted many times in real life, where the Jizz Clown attacked the surveyor and jizzed on their face.
Jim: Hey did you see the giant Jizz Clown at the mall last week?
Todd: Yeah, I saw him in the bathroom. I asked what a giant penis was doing in there and he jizzed all over my face!
Robert: That sounds delicious!
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Semen with no sperm present. Produced by men who have had a vasectomy.
I've been shooting jizz lite since I got my nuts snipped but my wife says it all tastes the same.
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A variation of 'and all that jazz' where jazz means stuff, in this version it can mean stuff or unneccesary stuff or stuff that has a bad connotation or even a sexual connotation. It can also be just a way of saying 'all that jazz' that is unexpected and amusing.
I recently went through a divorce and all that jizz, now I'm ready to start dating again.
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