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gymnastics superstar. she's currently 16 years old and competeing in the 2008 olympics.
omg shawn johnson is the individual all around silver medalist!!!
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The act of buying a plane ticket to a desired destination and upon arrival, stiff arm the first person that gets in your way while proclaiming "Get the fuck out of my way, dont talk back to me." Then proceed to track down the youngest female family member of this person and destroying her vagina and asshole via rough penis RAMMAGE!"
Dont fuck around with randy johnson
"No, honey, I cant go to Tommie's recital, I planned this Randy Johnson month ago."
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A very hot gymnist who won an Olympic gold medal for balance beam in the 2008 Beijing Olympics.
Did you see Shawn Johnson perform last night? | Yeah, but I wasn't paying full attention to the routine.
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Disparaging nickname applied to one whom attempts to raise perceived socioeconomic standing through use of a bluetooth headset. Similar to a bluetool--though this term's specific target is marred by both (painfully obvious) low socioeconomic standing and (unsuccessful) attempts to disguise and/or raise said standing through use of the headset. Such cases tend to be glaringly obvious on account of the modern headset clashing fiercely with an outdated/oblivious/trashy fashion sensibility and the accompanying grooming and hygienic habits. Inspired by the t-shirt bearing the namesake expression.
Mullet + members only jacket + wrangler jeans + bluetooth headset simultaneously = bluetooth johnson.
Larry who works at the Tom Thumb down the street is such a bluetooth johnson.
Dennis who manages the 'Quick n' Easy Money' cash advancement facility on Eglin Pkwy . is such a fucking bluetooth johnson.
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to recieve a blow job whilst operating a motor vehicle
while driving to school lynn gave omar a jimmie johnson
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Verb: To be Boris Johnsoned a.k.a A Mayor Bojo, oral sex
That girl over there just gave me a Boris Johnson
Boris Johnson gave me a Boris Johnson whilst I was giving your maw a Bob Ockenden...
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A SMALL city in Northeast Tennessee that is full of hillbillys and rich people. You have either or. The people are in love with Nascar and will spend $1,000 just to go to Bristol track to see cars take 4 lefts. Boring,and nothing to do. Never move here.
Person 1- "I come from Johnson City, Tennessee."
Person 2- "Where is that at?''
Person 1- ''Do you know where Knoxville, Tennessee is?"
Person 2- ''Yeah.''
Person 1- ''It is about two hours from there.''
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