The name given to a pubic hair in which slips under ones foreskin and causes excruciating pain.
*guy shrieks* what’s up bro?
“Knob hair man!”
Employing one's knob outside the confines of marital bliss.
Amelia: Things have not been the same between Charles & I over the last few weeks. He seems so... distant.
Isabella: What do you mean? Last time I saw you both, you seemed so happy together.
Amelia (staring into her tea): He isn't as... "attentive" as he used to be. I'm afraid he might be knobbing out.
The act of grabbing your testicles in public and shaking them around like Christmas bells.
Dave was fucking knob-jangling in Tesco again !
When a girl gives a guy a fast handjob with no spit or lube. layer by layer, she's stripping the penis head of its skin. When she's done you'll have a sexy, bloody, skinless dick.
"Man, why's they're blood on your pants, you on your period?" "No, Barb came over last night... she gave me a raw knob."
While playing beer pong on a door(broken or not) if a player hits off the knob and in a cup they instantly win and everyone jumps in a pool
Hey I'm going to get this fucking knob shot right now
An obnoxious buffoon with little to no decorum, who is prone to loud outburst of ill-informed opinion.
Dean: “Did you see Emad aggressively cheering for his fantasy team over the Hawks?”
Me: “Yeah I know, when he drinks tequila he is an insufferable knob”
Person who tries to give 'pleasure of the hand' to man but fails to make the experience enjoyable. The unenjoyable experience can be likened to having your cock stretched, twisted, man-handled, strangled or wrangled.
Flippin' heck my cocks sore from last night that bird I met was a fucking knob wrangler