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lamp

Beat up; mug; clobber

Person 1: "You're so gay mate"

Person 2: "Say that again fam and I'll focken lamp yer ye bastard"

by i love having no friends March 1, 2022


Lamp

Adjective: dumb, dim, missing a bulb

Jerry couldn't even count to four, he's so lamp.

by Susan Saran April 25, 2023


lamp

A sexy thing that turns on whenever u touch it.

last night when I touched the lamp it came in my mouth rlly fast. I wish it took him longer

by sexy lamps March 17, 2020


Lamp

A lamp... an enclosed source of bright rage, glow and fire by a glass orbital shape that conducts electricity. God lamps fucking scare me. They shine on for hours and hours on end and they may run out of power... but they have an infinite source of more and more bulbs. They never stop shining... the pain, it never ends. BREAK THE FUCKING LAMP ALREADY ITS DEADLY RAYS ARE BLINDING ME. FUCK. NEVER BUY A LAMP

Person 1: wait why do you hate lamps so much
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Fuckinghatelamps23 May 3, 2021


Lamp

It means lmao, but never means lmfao. ONLY

LMAO😩

Me: Lamp
You: Lamp

by 😑😑😑 😩 December 17, 2020


Llama lamp

When you’re hella fatty f*cked up, get startled by and try to say β€œlava lamp”

β€œOoooh a llama lamp”

by alexiskaleb January 26, 2020


Chronically lamped

When you and your friends go out and get chronically clamped it means your get in a drunken state

Let's get chronically lamped boys

I was chronically lamped last night

by Yupcharva April 5, 2018