A married female that is so terribly unhappy with her home life so she spends a fucking crazy amount of time in the garden fingering herself through a hole in her pocket.
"Look at out there at you Lawn Whore of a mum. I'll shove her."
Where butt blockers fill the woman’s anus and then 3-4 business days later the man rips out of the butt blocker at full force caused a fountain of shit to flow from the woman
I’m going to give you a Mexican lawn mower now stop yelling no one is coming to save you
A vehicle that has been parked because of mechanical problems, and degraded to the point of not being worth repairing for use as transportation.
Will you please get a job, and send that lawn wrecked 84 Camaro to the junkyard where it belongs.
1: A spray bottle used to smooth out an area of grass.
2: A state of confusion/panic due to an unknown context or unplanned event.
I kept losing my things due to the Lawn Wax that was this "road trip".
A lawn doctor is a smoothy made from fresh raw grass clippings, iceberg lettuce, mushrooms, black pepper and orange juice.
Honey goes well.. so does Gin, it tastes OK an gives most people wind.
I've just gone to the shop and the park an gona make myself a lawn doctor.
when all equity and fixed income markets are in the reds (or down on the day)
We're seeing a blood lawn today