Alcoholic beverage consisting of a cinnamon-dusted fresh orange slice and a shot of tequila. One licks the cinnamon, shoots the tequila and then bites the orange slice. No particular brand of tequila required.
Dude, I had too many Lazy Mules at the bar last night and I am hungover!
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Another term for low sperm count.
Basically saying when a male doesn't have a high sperm count, or when the sperm dies before reaching the egg, it's nearly impossible to father a child with a female. There have been cases when a male with a low sperm count can actually father a child, but for many others, it's impossible unless their female counterpart is highly fertile or when one of the sperm actually does make it to the egg.
Joe: Hey, man, did you hear. Mike got lazy swimmers, so he can't be a dad like he wanted to be.
Sam: Damn, that sucks.
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Somone that is Shitting and vomiting at the same time on the toilet.
Stacy got food poisoning and is totally is a lazy panda
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Noun: A turd that is flattish and in-between being diarrhea and the perfect turd.
A person who is way lazier than a couch potato.
Sorry, I can't talk to you right now, my cat just took a lazy turd on my wife and now she wants me to abandon him.
GET YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS OFFA MY GODDAMN COUCH YOU DUMD ASS LAZY TURD!
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a vagina that lacks initiative
a lazy vagina is a vagina that misses the toilet an doesn't clean up
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A sexual act where the guy sits on the toilet while takin a shit, leans back, and has a girl ride him on top.
That bitch was so horny she gave me a lazy-boy in the planned parenthood bathroom.
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Lazy Keto is used to describe someone who is attempting to lose weight without exercise, solely by following a low-carb / high-fat diet.
Leigh doesn't work out. She does lazy keto.
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