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Lazy Mule

Alcoholic beverage consisting of a cinnamon-dusted fresh orange slice and a shot of tequila. One licks the cinnamon, shoots the tequila and then bites the orange slice. No particular brand of tequila required.

Dude, I had too many Lazy Mules at the bar last night and I am hungover!

by DarrenDriven August 15, 2012

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lazy swimmers

Another term for low sperm count.

Basically saying when a male doesn't have a high sperm count, or when the sperm dies before reaching the egg, it's nearly impossible to father a child with a female. There have been cases when a male with a low sperm count can actually father a child, but for many others, it's impossible unless their female counterpart is highly fertile or when one of the sperm actually does make it to the egg.

Joe: Hey, man, did you hear. Mike got lazy swimmers, so he can't be a dad like he wanted to be.

Sam: Damn, that sucks.

by Elektra_Stone November 10, 2010

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Lazy panda

Somone that is Shitting and vomiting at the same time on the toilet.

Stacy got food poisoning and is totally is a lazy panda

by Nindmcnin June 3, 2015

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lazy turd

Noun: A turd that is flattish and in-between being diarrhea and the perfect turd.

A person who is way lazier than a couch potato.

Sorry, I can't talk to you right now, my cat just took a lazy turd on my wife and now she wants me to abandon him.

GET YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS OFFA MY GODDAMN COUCH YOU DUMD ASS LAZY TURD!

by Victoria is cool B] January 25, 2022

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lazy vagina

a vagina that lacks initiative

a lazy vagina is a vagina that misses the toilet an doesn't clean up

by Lord nice pants November 14, 2013

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lazy-boy

A sexual act where the guy sits on the toilet while takin a shit, leans back, and has a girl ride him on top.

That bitch was so horny she gave me a lazy-boy in the planned parenthood bathroom.

by JTDeadmoney December 4, 2007

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lazy keto

Lazy Keto is used to describe someone who is attempting to lose weight without exercise, solely by following a low-carb / high-fat diet.

Leigh doesn't work out. She does lazy keto.

by The Keto Doctor August 8, 2017

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