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A form of laziness that every person partakes of but is a form of slacking that I'm sure no American is aware of(except for me). It implies that you are so lazy, that you do not even wish to support your upper body with brute strength alone, and therefore is reduced to (often while sitting) putting all centrifugal weight on a crutch. All jocks do it, so the next time someone with interests surrounding technology has fun poked at their lazy ass by a nigger or honky football player, imagine the following dialogue...
"lolz chris, you weakling, you slouch and don't play sports, and your only spent energy surrounds your hands in the form of wanking off, playing video games, and operating a comp-..."
"Close your meatloafy mouth, Reggie, you lean on your arm all the time when sitting. So it becomes one of two reasons that you don't have shit on me. The other being that you're a stinky coon, and need to stop bouncing/kicking an inflated round piece of rubber and start knitting me some boots, and that's because you're a nigger, and therefore are subhuman, and hence only a tool to be used by white land-owning christians for the generation and distribution of apparel and food."
"Wow I better kiss your ass constantly and make sure your footwear shine with hard work."
"Damn right jiggaboo."
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A dance done to music such as Dem Franchize Boyz's "Lean Wit It Rock Wit It" and D4L's "Betcha Can't Do It Like Me"
Ohhhhh. This my jam. I'm 'bout to do that lean wit it rock wit it dance.
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Basically meaning mind your own buisiness
-Whatcha doin bruh
-Nothing b, sip your own lean
When someone keeps walking/bumping into you when you're walking side by side
Bump! Hey lean on your own lunch will you
When you take a shit, and the shit is so large that is exits the rectum, stands vertically for a while in the toilet and then proceeds to fall down, smacking ones balls on the way, before plunging into the water, forcing you to use that last bit of toilet paper to wipe doo-doo of your nut sack.
Steve: "Dude, why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
James: "Bro, I just got leaning tower love tapped, it's not my fault."
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All u do iz you kind of bend your kness somtimes and just lean and snap.Almost like the snap dance but a lil different.Snap dance u just throw your hands out,lean, and snap.So back to l.w.i..r.w.i. turn lean right snap yo fingaz & lean left snap yo fingaz.Then u can just add yo own thing in it and there u go.Do it wit da song Lean Wit It,Roc Wit by: Dem Franchise Boyz,Snap Yo fingaz By:Lil Jon,E-40, & Sean Paul(Young Bloodz),or even Do it To it By: Cherish, OR WATEVA SONG U WANNA DO IT TOO!!!!lol
I Love to do Lean Wit It,Rock Wit It!
Rock den bend yo knees everytyme da beat drop wit DFB & Monice.
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The greatest rapper and bodybuilder of all time. 2pac and biggie died because his lyrics blew em away.
Also known as MC Keegs, he is an uprising rapper from Compton. As a member of no gang, he puts his studies first while balancing rapping and weight lifting. his immense strength and influence in the community is unrivaled.
Usually as a compliment, which bestows enormous value on the beholder. The only person to ever meet this title is MC Keegs, the Lean Mean Keegan Machine.
Currently, he has projected 5 albums, of which we know the name
Album #1: Mothafuckin' Hoes
Album#2 All over My Dick
Album #3 Parental Advisory
Album #4: My bitch is my dawg
Album #5 THE Lean, Mean Keegan Machine
Dude, ya hear Ugly, a single from Mothafuckin' Hoes by the LEAN MEAN KEEGAN MACHINE?. It's amazing. The only song on my ipod.
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